Niall: Shit I should leave before I start getting dirty… Oh i can’t, okay.
Louis: Girl? What is a girl? How can I answer this?
Harry: Wow, are you trying to get me to talk about my penis? Because that’s the only thing I’d be showing him, I mean her.
Liam: I’d make her cupcakes and buy her a puppy.
omfg ^ so beautifully accurate.