June 2013
Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside
that’d be a damn good game
and at the end of the game you have to decide whether or not to return your beloved starter to the person you stole it from
Listen
I played this at 4 in the morning expecting it to be Baby so I could annoy my cousin and I think I woke up everyone I was laughing so loud and my cousin was yelling at me to turn it off bc it was creeping her out.
IS THERE A DOWNLOAD LINK FOR THIS
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMIGAWD IT IS BACK
IM BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE IT MAKES ME CRY
I CAN NOT
hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
some one photoshop taylor swift behind him please
staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place
And uGH NO
that’s a normal size cup he’s holding
is it really holy shit
hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
who
FUCK
